3rd Oct 08, 3:25pm |
azz0r
Makavelee
we were such jerks
We?
dont act innocent, you loved joining in on the cannon, america, catholic, yanker, rich beef and you even created some Jack b33f.. like the time when you got into the argument with Jack over his dress sense which ended with Jack asking if you wanted to come round his to dress him
The only difference between Me/Lee and You.. is that we had no boundries, it was whoever we could b33f.. we'd b33f.
azz0r
You two were the main b33f causers.
We didnt cause the b33f.. the person were b33fing caused it.
For example:
If Rich didnt 'play' with young children.. we wouldnt of b33fed him for it.
If Jack didnt keep trying to post things none of us cared about (Super Socket Seven).. then we wouldnt of b33fed him for it.
If Cannon wasnt created, we wouldnt of b33fed him.
and you've got to admit it was fun, whenever the b33f wasnt about you.. you'd laugh
Crompee
like the time when you got into the argument with Jack over his dress sense which ended with Jack asking if you wanted to come round his to dress him
And look at me now, still wearing the exact same walking boots. Got new combats though, cos I've gone up a few waist sizes.
Crompee
Jacks a guy from our college, he doesnt come on wuggawoo much when were outside college, but as you dont know him i'll do a quick rundown of his life for you.
At a young age, he was interested in girls, he even used to go around to this girls house everyday afterschool. They would do the usual stuff together such as watching tv, lying on each other..motionless (fully clothed/silent). This went on for many weeks, even months, until one day she said dont come round anymore, so he didnt.
Ever since that rejection, Jack has been on a mission, a mission which would cause him much heart-ache and humiliation, but credit to him, he has kept going.
The next girl to come into his life, was a girl at safeway, who he would give lifts to, and generally be used as a bitch boy. This girl took little notice of him, but Jack took that as a green light, and on one night, he tells her that he loves her. They never spoke again.
Jack continued this trend, into his early 17's. When he finally thought he had met the girl of his dreams, He thought it was fate that they had met at a concert, and that it was destiny for them to spend the rest of there life together. However, cracks soon began to show in there relationship, She just loved to party so god damm much, and jack couldnt keep up to the pace. Partying so much, in walking boots and camo trousers was giving him blisters and he needed a rest and a break.
When they met again, they went for a nice spanish meal. Laura, aka Party Girl, instantly started partying when Jack arrived, she had even brought with her, her own dance floor with optional chair, and had set it up before jack had arrived. While everyone was eating there meal, she continued to party, while everyone drank and spoke to each other, she continued to party, when everyone was going home, she continued to party.
They never spoke again, after that meal. Sad story.
However, there is light at the end of this tale, its not all doom and gloom for the child of wuggawoo Jack. After many years searching the globe, he has finally found the girl of his dreams. We call her "Dog Girl", he calls her "Louise". She is the girl version of jack, so we have heard, she likes Land Rovers, walking boots and can be considered a Nerd. With only 3 days left, until Jacks 18th Birthday, it seems now that Jacks Destiny has taken a turn for the better, and once, just once in his life, he has the chance to get lucky with a girl.
LOL.
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