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  • Would have been a good one for college

    Brings back fond memorys of Mr Hands.
    Super Russy
    1 year Ago
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    2 months ago by azz0r
    Clearly with holding the name sake reputation of Arons all over the world.
  • Rihanna naked pictures
    azz0r
    10 months Ago
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    10 months ago by Makavelee
    I don't mean that, Perez Hilton didn't hack into her computer did he, i mean how do they get leaked
  • guyswithiphones.com/
    Super Russy
    10 months Ago
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    10 months ago by Sticky
    [quote=azz0r]Still 16 pages, the owner hasnt updated it yet.

    Trust me, you don't wanna see :p[/quote]


    Taken on the set?
  • goatsemarathon.com/
    Super Russy
    1 year Ago
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    1 year ago by azz0r
    Time has not been kind to Cromps hairline.
  • from: forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=113032481

    Oh man. How did I talk myself into this? This was not a good idea.

    What am I supposed to be doing right now? Should I be doing something? She looks pretty occupied currently. She?s already handling three dudes. I guess I?ll just stand here and stroke it some more. Keep your head together Mike. Your time will come. Man this gangbang is awkward!

    This seemed like it would be awesome. It always looked so cool in the videos. But all this waiting and watching is really uncomfortable.

    I figured I?d just sort of fall into a natural rhythm and find my groove, but I?ve gotta admit that I am really perplexed as to the proper gangbang protocol here.

    Whoa. She just looked at me. Does that mean she wants me to come up there so she can suck me off? Maybe that?s what she's indicating. But what if she didn?t mean that? What if I go up there and shove my junk in her face and she doesn?t want anything to do with it? I?d look like a real horse?s ass then. I?d better just wait here.

    Man this guy?s taking a long time. Come on dude, who are you trying to impress here? There are other guys waiting.

    Look at that guy?s penis! It?s way bigger then mine. Thicker at least. I hope I don?t have to follow him. She won?t even know I?m in there.

    Oh man, he caught me staring at it. Well that?s just great. Now he?s gonna think I?m queer. I?m not queer man. I?m just a little self conscious. God this is awkward.

    It?s too hot in here.

    These guys are all saying sexy things to her. I?m the only one who?s not talking dirty. I should say something so that they don?t think I?m lame. Here goes....

    ?Yeah, you like that bitch!?

    Shit. That was stupid. Now everyone?s looking at me like I?m some misogynistic *******.

    I am an *******. Why did I have to say the most clich?, demeaning thing I could think of? Like I need to remind her that she ?likes that?. Smooth move dumbass.

    I wonder why she?s doing this. I?ll bet she had a bad childhood. She probably lacked a strong paternal figure in her life.

    Damn it. Now I?m half mast. Now I look like the guy that can?t keep it up. Concentrate Mike. Stop psychoanalyzing and keep your mind on the sex.

    Okay here we go, that guy?s done. About time. Should I go now? I?ve waited long enough, I?m going in there.

    Damn it. The Italian guy beat me to it. I was here way before the Italian guy. How are we determining who?s turn it is here anyways? Was there some sign up sheet I missed or something? Damn it.

    Steady Mike old boy. There?s plenty for everyone. Just wait it out. Deep breaths.

    I hope no one tries to go anal when I?m taking my turn. I?m not real cool with my stuff touching another guy?s stuff. And I think that would be unavoidable. That would be really awkward.

    Something in here stinks. Is that me? I hope it?s not me. Oh man, I hope it?s not her! Wait, no, it?s the Italian guy. Thank God.

    Okay, time to make your move Mike. I?ve gotta get in there and mix it up. Other wise I?m that creep at the gangbang who?s just watching and beating off. You?ve gotta be in it to win it. Okay here goes.

    Wait, what?s going on? Everyone?s finishing off on her! We?re climaxing already? We just got started! I haven?t even gone yet!

    Okay stay calm Mike. No one knows that. Just finish yourself off so that you?re not the odd man out.

    Well this was great. This was just great. A red letter day in my sad sexual history. And what am I supposed to do now? Do we all hang around for a while and talk about it? Where should I clean up?

    God this is awkward
    azz0r
    1 year Ago
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    1 year ago by azz0r
    Mike needs to man up
  • More then likely old but I've only just found it.

    touchmywii.com/
    Super Russy
    1 year Ago
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    1 year ago by Jack
    :lol:
  • Just incase that kinda thing interests you lol
    azz0r
    1 year Ago
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    1 year ago by Jack
    [img]watchingbones.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spoiler-alert.jpg[/img]
  • With a retro picture thrown in for fun, when she was quite hot looking (well, normal looking).

    Courtesy of the News Of The World.
    azz0r
    1 year Ago
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    1 year ago by azz0r
    Thats the thing, its like Britney, everyone thought the same.

    Then the courts ruled her Papa needs to care for her and she's back on form now.

    Winehouse seems to have just disappeared though.
  • spankwire.com/Babysitter-Melissa/video130164/

    :)

    What are you doing?! This is my first time doing this.
    azz0r
    1 year Ago
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    1 year ago by Sticky
    [quote=azz0r]I think the problem is, once he got hard, the blood couldn't drain back through due to the swelling which would cause MORE blood to go to it.[/quote]

    But those holes are really small. I couldn't get through one of those soft.
  • azz0r
    3 years Ago
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    1 year ago by azz0r
    I found spankwire from the link you posted in the "I poop from there" thread, used it since.
  • fabulousmag.co.uk/diets/diet_body_survey_issue_025.php

    Caroline for me. :)
    Jack
    1 year Ago
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    1 year ago by azz0r
    :lol: :lol:
  • asylum.com/2008/06/25/barroom-debate-is-having-sex-with-a-robot-hooker-cheating/

    Discuss. ;)
    Jack
    1 year Ago
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    1 year ago by azz0r
    Indeed, especially with Cromp contradicting himself within 10 minutes of each post.
  • [img=531,397]crushkill.com/archives/idiot.jpg[/img]
    Crompee
    5 years Ago
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    1 year ago by Makavelee
    Happy Times
  • Dont view unless your sick.
    azz0r
    1 year Ago
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    1 year ago by Sticky
    Looks like a microwaved candy bar.
  • Warning, beware.

    youporn.com/watch/55507?user_choice=Enter

    I didn't even know you could have a vagina and penis, as they usually create the pussy from the penis shaft nerves.

    Odd.
    azz0r
    1 year Ago
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    1 year ago by CentralDogma
    No, saviour Catholics until to the end!

    GO THE CELTS!
  • Has its own website, awesome. turns out he died! Also find the link for Mrs Hands

    2guys1horse.com/history.php
    Makavelee
    1 year Ago
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    1 year ago by azz0r
    I wonder if the doctors new they were trying to save a man who'd just been penetrated by a 20 inch horse penis?
  • azz0r
    2 years Ago
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    2 years ago by Sticky
    Everything uses that. Before GTA, nobody did.

    Funny what cultural phenomena can do.
  • I might be way behind the cool kids on the net but I have only just seen this.

    WTF?!

    Cromp will love it.

    I actually can't finish watching it. I'm not man enough.
    Super Russy
    2 years Ago
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    2 years ago by azz0r
    digg.com/comedy/BME_Pain_Olympics_Horrible

    Cant find a working link for the video though.
  • youtube.com/watch?v=A__VJufBjLE

    Classic.
    azz0r
    2 years Ago
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    2 years ago by Jack
    Awesome.
  • Part 1 : youtube.com/watch?v=BxUq_zzvAaA
    Part 2 : youtube.com/watch?v=mYs2YfNlRBg
    Part 3 : youtube.com/watch?v=06SHWu1ebc0
    Part 4 : youtube.com/watch?v=RioTz9BarWU

    I have a lot of views on how fucked up that interview is. My biggest gripe is straight from the offset you can see how the shows going to be edited to favour Queen Tyra's opinion and how porn is going to be made out as the worlds biggest evil.

    Second up on my list of gripes is the "doctors" analysis on how her asshole is going to fall off because she has anal sex regularly. I think that doctor needs to meet a few of my older gay friends, despite what that "medical experts" opinion was, I can assure you, your asshole doesn't do a runner after 20 years of abuse. Its not like she does scenes without lube :rolleyes:

    Next up, the prostitute. Who the fuck cares? A prostitute is a prostitute because they're usually poor and forced into it by there pimp and drug addictions. Not relevant and more ammo for the shows anti-pornography agenda.

    Last but not least, that 19year old fatass was just bitter because she probably wasn't getting alot of scenes because lets face it, fat porn is a niche market. I love fat people, I love that theres a market for fat porn, but in my opinion the way she brought up Saschas weight shows some weight anxieties she personally has.
    azz0r
    2 years Ago
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  • My pussy is thirsty
    dumpstersluts.com/blogfill/2006/09/20060918/ftv/content/ftv3/1.mpg

    My pussy drank too much water
    dumpstersluts.com/blogfill/2006/09/20060918/ftv/content/ftv3/2.mpg
    bbson_john
    2 years Ago
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    2 years ago by bbson_john
    fucd.com/index.php?link=1011

    fucd.com/index.php?link=791
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    azz0r
    5 years Ago
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    2 years ago by Sticky
    It felt dead without him. He won't take long.
  • youtube.com/watch?v=8qP5eQ1Dmw0
    azz0r
    2 years Ago
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    2 years ago by Jack
    Her sister looked like a winner to me.
  • Makavelee
    2 years Ago
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    2 years ago by Sticky
    [quote=by Jack at 3rd May 10:51am] It happens sometimes, in gay porn.

    All of a sudden, mid-thrust... random shit.

    It's something to do with your anus getting weaker with lots of use or something... [/quote]

    I believe Maddox said something about this in the Alphabet of Manliness.
  • :anger_fist:

    [img=621,900]aycu35.webshots.com/image/15114/2002008801718895850_rs.jpg[/img]
    [img=900,587]aycu22.webshots.com/image/12181/2002052107410134003_rs.jpg[/img]
    [img=587,900]aycu37.webshots.com/image/14316/2002070683150156524_rs.jpg[/img]
    [img=621,900]aycu07.webshots.com/image/11566/2004092565374059080_rs.jpg[/img]

    I hate him.
    azz0r
    2 years Ago
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    2 years ago by Sticky
    So you posted a bunch of pictures of a kid who made some crappy songs in the same vein that his brother made crappy songs?