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Oh man. How did I talk myself into this? This was not a good idea.

What am I supposed to be doing right now? Should I be doing something? She looks pretty occupied currently. She?s already handling three dudes. I guess I?ll just stand here and stroke it some more. Keep your head together Mike. Your time will come. Man this gangbang is awkward!

This seemed like it would be awesome. It always looked so cool in the videos. But all this waiting and watching is really uncomfortable.

I figured I?d just sort of fall into a natural rhythm and find my groove, but I?ve gotta admit that I am really perplexed as to the proper gangbang protocol here.

Whoa. She just looked at me. Does that mean she wants me to come up there so she can suck me off? Maybe that?s what she's indicating. But what if she didn?t mean that? What if I go up there and shove my junk in her face and she doesn?t want anything to do with it? I?d look like a real horse?s ass then. I?d better just wait here.

Man this guy?s taking a long time. Come on dude, who are you trying to impress here? There are other guys waiting.

Look at that guy?s penis! It?s way bigger then mine. Thicker at least. I hope I don?t have to follow him. She won?t even know I?m in there.

Oh man, he caught me staring at it. Well that?s just great. Now he?s gonna think I?m queer. I?m not queer man. I?m just a little self conscious. God this is awkward.

It?s too hot in here.

These guys are all saying sexy things to her. I?m the only one who?s not talking dirty. I should say something so that they don?t think I?m lame. Here goes....

?Yeah, you like that bitch!?

Shit. That was stupid. Now everyone?s looking at me like I?m some misogynistic *******.

I am an *******. Why did I have to say the most clich?, demeaning thing I could think of? Like I need to remind her that she ?likes that?. Smooth move dumbass.

I wonder why she?s doing this. I?ll bet she had a bad childhood. She probably lacked a strong paternal figure in her life.

Damn it. Now I?m half mast. Now I look like the guy that can?t keep it up. Concentrate Mike. Stop psychoanalyzing and keep your mind on the sex.

Okay here we go, that guy?s done. About time. Should I go now? I?ve waited long enough, I?m going in there.

Damn it. The Italian guy beat me to it. I was here way before the Italian guy. How are we determining who?s turn it is here anyways? Was there some sign up sheet I missed or something? Damn it.

Steady Mike old boy. There?s plenty for everyone. Just wait it out. Deep breaths.

I hope no one tries to go anal when I?m taking my turn. I?m not real cool with my stuff touching another guy?s stuff. And I think that would be unavoidable. That would be really awkward.

Something in here stinks. Is that me? I hope it?s not me. Oh man, I hope it?s not her! Wait, no, it?s the Italian guy. Thank God.

Okay, time to make your move Mike. I?ve gotta get in there and mix it up. Other wise I?m that creep at the gangbang who?s just watching and beating off. You?ve gotta be in it to win it. Okay here goes.

Wait, what?s going on? Everyone?s finishing off on her! We?re climaxing already? We just got started! I haven?t even gone yet!

Okay stay calm Mike. No one knows that. Just finish yourself off so that you?re not the odd man out.

Well this was great. This was just great. A red letter day in my sad sexual history. And what am I supposed to do now? Do we all hang around for a while and talk about it? Where should I clean up?

God this is awkward

More then likely old but I've only just found it.

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Just incase that kinda thing interests you lol

With a retro picture thrown in for fun, when she was quite hot looking (well, normal looking).

Courtesy of the News Of The World.

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:)

What are you doing?! This is my first time doing this.

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Caroline for me. :)

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Discuss. ;)

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Dont view unless your sick.

Warning, beware.

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I didn't even know you could have a vagina and penis, as they usually create the pussy from the penis shaft nerves.

Odd.

Would have been a good one for college

Brings back fond memorys of Mr Hands.

Has its own website, awesome. turns out he died! Also find the link for Mrs Hands

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:lol:

I might be way behind the cool kids on the net but I have only just seen this.

WTF?!

Cromp will love it.

I actually can't finish watching it. I'm not man enough.

youtube.com/watch?v=A__VJufBjLE

Classic.

Part 1 : youtube.com/watch?v=BxUq_zzvAaA
Part 2 : youtube.com/watch?v=mYs2YfNlRBg
Part 3 : youtube.com/watch?v=06SHWu1ebc0
Part 4 : youtube.com/watch?v=RioTz9BarWU

I have a lot of views on how fucked up that interview is. My biggest gripe is straight from the offset you can see how the shows going to be edited to favour Queen Tyra's opinion and how porn is going to be made out as the worlds biggest evil.

Second up on my list of gripes is the "doctors" analysis on how her asshole is going to fall off because she has anal sex regularly. I think that doctor needs to meet a few of my older gay friends, despite what that "medical experts" opinion was, I can assure you, your asshole doesn't do a runner after 20 years of abuse. Its not like she does scenes without lube :rolleyes:

Next up, the prostitute. Who the fuck cares? A prostitute is a prostitute because they're usually poor and forced into it by there pimp and drug addictions. Not relevant and more ammo for the shows anti-pornography agenda.

Last but not least, that 19year old fatass was just bitter because she probably wasn't getting alot of scenes because lets face it, fat porn is a niche market. I love fat people, I love that theres a market for fat porn, but in my opinion the way she brought up Saschas weight shows some weight anxieties she personally has.

My pussy is thirsty
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My pussy drank too much water
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I hate him.

My parents visited today, I had media centre going from my laptop to the 360 and tv.

So I'm playing my moms favourite album in the background. Over the last few days the weathers been really snowy here which is rare. So I was like oh let me show you Toby (my dog) when I took him out, was really cute.

Anyway, I back up out the music area and go to pictures - my wireless connection is ****ty so its really slow even moving around the menus. So I click to go into Pictures...and there's a huge thumbnail of a 10 inch ***** sitting next to my camera pictures folder.

I literally had a heart attack on the spot, I was like "oh somethings gone wrong" and kept hitting b as fast as a could, mother ****er was so laggy it was on screen for like 10 seconds.

It was like being 15 again and my mom walking in on me having a wank. I just know as soon as they got in there car to go they'd be like "Did you see that? I wonder who's that it"

:lol:

I was a shaky mess for the rest of the 2 hours they stopped over.