azz0r

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7th Feb 06, 4:15pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed

"Today I had a horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi while I was with my baby. Because of a recent incident when I was trapped in my car without my baby by a throng of paparazzi, I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us, and took photos of us which were sold to the media. I love my child and would do anything to protect him."



Police actually call that the "child-crusher" position.


Jack

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9th Feb 06, 11:21am | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
She will now sue you for libel because you says she "crushes baby".

When clearly she hasn't. Or didn't. Or both.

Yanker

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10th Feb 06, 5:33pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
What a dumb bitch.
I've got a ton of money!

azz0r

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10th Feb 06, 10:08pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
A great mother.