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16th Dec 06, 1:52pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
Stephan is swinging around the living room. I fear for my safety.

The dogs are abit concerned.
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16th Dec 06, 5:48pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
Swinging around the living room?

As in, attached to a rope swinging in 360 degree arcs around the living room?

You Brits sure have weird stuff attached to your ceilings if that's possible.
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16th Dec 06, 6:10pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
Nintendo WIIIIIIIIIII

Zelda rocks.
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16th Dec 06, 6:45pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
Oh.

Is he shouting "WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!11one" every time he swings?
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16th Dec 06, 7:34pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
I cants see how people get injured, you dont even have to move around, you just stand in one place and move your arms
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16th Dec 06, 7:50pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
Yeah, but it's more fun if you're moving around.
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16th Dec 06, 11:12pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
My god its ten times more fun moving around.

Golf for the win, shockingly.

Zelda's great, reminds me of why Nintendo still rocks. Only problem I have with it is the godam sword slash noise coming out the remote, so tinny.

I don't like the GUI either, its really big and empty. Weird font issues to. Needs a revamp already.

ALSO, the arcade (virtual whatever) is a total rip off. £7 for 1000 points. Most games, even 12 year old games, are like 800 points. Fuck you Nintendo. I'd rather get some of the new 3d games coming to Xbox live arcade.

However, my sister came over and she was impressed to. I FUCKING LOVE BOXING. I own. Needs to be only or bring over Fight Night.
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Nintendo is recalling all of it's Wiis, interestingly enough. They want to install more heavy-duty wristbands, but I don't know why they'd recall for that.
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17th Dec 06, 7:31am | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
They aren't recalling anything.

Basically you goto ; http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/strapreplace.jsp

and request new strap replacements. Recall is the wrong word.

Nintendo is not recalling any of the Wii wrist straps for its motion sensitive Wii Remote. There is no problem with the existing wrist strap as long as the Wii Remote is used sensibly and properly in accordance with the guidelines provided by Nintendo. All parts of the wrist strap have passed product testing and quality control.

The following tips are advised for safe play:

   * Always wear the wrist strap while playing.
   * Keep a firm grip on the Wii Remote at all times.
   * Make sure people and objects are out of the range of movement before play begins.
   * Players should keep at least three feet/one meter from their televisions and dry their hands if they become sweaty or wet for any other reason.
   * Remember that the Wii Remote is responsive enough to detect minor movements - so excessive and forceful actions are not necessary. Therefore we recommend not to use excessively rapid, violent or wide swinging motions while using the Wii Remote during game play.


Consumers who break their wrist straps through excess usage or who are worried about their wrist strap should contact their nearest Nintendo Service Center voluntary exchange programme has been provided where consumers can replace wrist straps free of charge upon request.

Email: mailto:wiiwriststrap@codestorm.co.uk

Address:
Wii Wrist Strap,
Nintendo Service Centre,
CoDEStorm House
Walton Road
Farlington
PO6 1TR

Telephone: 0870 60 60 247
(Calls are charged at the National Rate to the caller for UK customers and International rates for Irish customers.)

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Oh. I heard it was a recall, but whatever.
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17th Dec 06, 10:41pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
The media loves to blow things out of proportion.
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17th Dec 06, 10:48pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
Thanks to America and "yellow journalism."

Fucking William Randolph Hearst.
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18th Dec 06, 3:27pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
Because a few tards WEREN'T wearing the wriststrap, somehow Nintendo has to replace them.  If you break your TV with a Wiimote, you are a jackass.
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18th Dec 06, 3:35pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
It's true, but I look at my sister.

Her kids will probably wear the strap when she's around, but as soon as she's out the room I can guarentee they wont.

Its annoying that the wii-mote is £30 (then £15 for a nun-chuck), we have to keep switching over when playing Wii sports which sucks because you have to strap in. After a few glasses of wine we stopped using the strap - thats when accidents happen.
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18th Dec 06, 7:11pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
I've heard that the strap snaps. That's why they're replacing them.
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18th Dec 06, 7:40pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
I fail to see how though.

When you strap in, you don't let go of the remote. Unless you throw your arm out while letting go of the remote.

If it snaps, its your fault.
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I agree, but apparently people are too stupid to operate a controller.
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19th Dec 06, 5:06pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
I would bet anything that all these people are not wearing the strap, then when they break something, they cut the strap and say "OMG LUK IT BROK, GIMME MUNEY NINTANDO!!!"
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19th Dec 06, 8:18pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed

by Yanker at 19th Dec 5:06pm

I would bet anything that all these people are not wearing the strap, then when they break something, they cut the strap and say "OMG LUK IT BROK, GIMME MUNEY NINTANDO!!!"



Quoted for truth.
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19th Dec 06, 10:22pm | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
and someone's suing Nintendo for it.

....In America.
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Eh. Money-grubbing cunts.

I enjoy money immensely, but the judicial system in this country is shit.
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20th Dec 06, 12:17am | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
A nationwide class-action lawsuit has been filed against Nintendo over the "defective nature" of the Nintendo Wii controller. Filed in US District Court for the Western District of Washington earlier this month, the lawsuit describes the original strap on the Wiimote as "ineffective for its intended use" and cites reports of the strap breaking and causing damage. Reports of the straps' failure began to surface shortly after the Wii was released last month. Pictures of damaged television sets began appearing on the Internet and a site dedicated to tracking the issue was quickly launched. To its credit, Nintendo realized rather quickly that the original 0.024"-thick straps might not be up to the task and quietly rolled out a thicker, 0.04" strap that is currently being shipped with the console. Late last week, the console maker decided to offer free replacements to all Wii owners whose controllers shipped with the original straps. It is also offering tips on how to safely use the controllers, telling gamers to make sure their hands are dry, they are at least three feet from the screen, and to ensure that the strap is secured around their wrists.

The class-action lawsuit goes a step further, asking the court to order Nintendo to "correct the defect in the Wii Remote... by refunding or replacing the product with a product that functions as warranted, represented, and intended" along with "such other and further relief as the Court deems just and proper." Class-action lawsuits are a dime a dozen, and as our feature on class-action lawsuits showed, some of them end up doing little more enriching the bank account of the law firm filing the case; the Wii controller class action looks to be in that category. Shortly after the lawsuit was filed, Nintendo took steps to fix the problem and is offering free replacement straps for anyone who wants one. Given the scope of the problem and Nintendo's actions, a lawsuit seems like overkill.
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Lawsuits ARE overkill.
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28th Dec 06, 1:39am | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
wtf is he even doing, his best star wars kid impression?
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28th Dec 06, 1:49am | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed
...and then smack

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29th Dec 06, 12:54am | Quote | Blogs | Profile | RSS Feed


The Star Wars kid is going to be shopped with a Wiimote in his hand, I'll wager.
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