Poll: Will Jack Kill Himself In Destruction Derby
Jack wants to race. Jack bought a car. Jack will race.
Jack will die in a horrific car crash
60 % | 3 votes
Jack will be a supreme racer and win
I Care Less.
40 % | 2 votes


Jack

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Makavelee

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its a 17 year olds 1st car!
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Jack

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So are you going to be insured on this car? OR is there no real point.
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Jack

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azz0r

So are you going to be insured on this car?



What are you talking about?

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Jack

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OK.

You make no sense.

azz0r

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quite simple...are you insured to drive it?
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Jack

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Not at the moment. It's in pieces in my garage.

But when it is finished of course I will be insured to drive it, muppet.

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azz0r

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Hello

Yeah but he's only using it to race it around the track.

...and don't call me a muppet, I thought you might not insure it as its just going to get wrecked going around the course.
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CentralDogma

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Hola!

I will have to look into that...

The entire time I've been over in the UK, I've dreadfully missed the freedom of driving *sigh*

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Where you from?
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CentralDogma

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I'm from the land of Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman, Dame Edna, and Her Royal Highness Princess Kylie.

Tho' I've been here since half November of last year. Quite settled in now

Pubs everywhere, it's heaven!

azz0r

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Don't you hate our awful teeth, terrible accents and how polite we are?!
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CentralDogma

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Okay, I'll pay you the teeth jibe... It is truly horrendous

But I LOVE the accents, and most of you are very polite. Have struck up very long conversations with complete strangers over here

T'is yays!

azz0r

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I wonder why our teeth suck!

So I'll ask the motherload! Howcome you signed up? Where'd you find us? Howcome you moved to the UK? What state did you live in?
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chis

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I always look at australia and england as being very much alike, they're accents are only a bit different really.

Yous both yous the phrase "mate" :P
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azz0r

So I'll ask the motherload! Howcome you signed up? Where'd you find us? Howcome you moved to the UK? What state did you live in?



No idea why I signed up... Okay, maybe it was to comment on all the outrageous porn you've got going on here. I found you, specifically, azz0r, via SitePoint.

I haven't actually 'moved', I was originally meant to stay for a few weeks, to travel. But it's turned into what will be a 10 month working holiday! I just can't bring myself to leave

And I used to live in New South Wales. I'm sure y'all heard of Sydney, yeah?

And "mate" is excellent! Can refer to people you know or some dude you forgot the name of!

azz0r

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lol you should look back at the stuff around 2004-2005...Especially the stuff Crompee posted, thats some weird ass porn shit

...I'm honestly quite shocked that someone from Sydney decided to stay here in the UK...

Our beaches suck, our weather sucks, our teeth suck!
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CentralDogma

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Yeah, but it's like a rite of passage! Plus it's my second gap year, and the UK and Ireland have always held a special spot in my heart... possibly also my penis. Nothing better than that accent in the bedroom

True, the beaches are horrible... but meh! You've got so much else going for you, I just can't remember it all at the moment!

azz0r

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We should do a visa swap! I'd love to move to somewhere hot and ideal looking.

I also had a make-up girl for some photographer telling me they'd love my look over there and I could get a ton of modeling work.

No more coding for azz0r then
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CentralDogma

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I think we have niche markets for every look to be honest. Although there would be people better suited to different ones. Unless you resemble Barbara Streisand.

I don't have a visa unfortunately... I'm a filthy Celtic potato fucker, hehe.

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CentralDogma

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Fuck I love the Irish.

Too bad that pictures in Seattle tho...

azz0r

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It's still a potato though...cant be half bad

I enjoyed my visit to Dublin, guiness, however...not so much
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Dear God!

Guinness is the only thing I consume. I can't wait until I get to see the Guinness Factory. It's going to be one hell of an orgasmic tour.

azz0r

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We sat there for a good hour trying to drink our free guiness pint


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CentralDogma

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Oh God.

It's getting me horny. The brewery has GLASS windows!

I do find that many people can't stand the taste, but lols that it took you an hour

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Actually thats the very end of the tour, you go up a staircase or in the lift for a fair height, then its like a circular dome to drink in.

They even give you a free thing with guiness trapped inside.


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CentralDogma

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I think I just ejaculated.

azz0r

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They didn't serve Fosters, I was gutted

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CentralDogma

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You have officially lost points in my book.

Fosters == Cat Piss

azz0r

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I only really drink red wine, I wouldn't go back to drinking beer, put way too much weight on to get to the drunk point.
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