About User
Registered
Jul 14th 2003
Last Seen
Jul 4th 2009
PostCount
30,917

Referral Tree

azz0r was not referred by anyone.

Jack was referred by azz0r

Makavelee was referred by Jack

Super Russy was referred by Makavelee

chater was referred by Makavelee

The_Wolf was referred by Jack

Reedy was referred by azz0r

Kikezgz was referred by azz0r



Comments (11 comments)

No Title

Posted 5 months Ago

please...your email!! I promise a nice coversatioN!


No Title

Posted 5 months Ago

I really want to know u! Are u A.T.?


hi?

Posted 5 months Ago

Ey!, whats up!


No Title

Posted 10 months Ago

Your reputation thingy. It doesn't matter because of the four people on here, but still...it's green.


No Title

Posted 10 months Ago

There. I made your gray box green. You're welcome. :P


No Title

Posted 1 year Ago

It's cause it didn't refresh the image automatically and it instead showed the default Wugg avatar. It took a bit but I finally got it.


No Title

Posted 1 year Ago

asdasdasdas


No Title

Posted 1 year Ago

I see no accept button for this friend request




Events List
azz0r added a new thread "So I get Michael Jackson tickets..." | June 25th 2009, 11pm
azz0r added a new thread "PSP GO" | May 31st 2009, 10am
azz0r added a new thread "Signs You Watch Too Much Pro Wrestling" | May 29th 2009, 9am
azz0r added a new thread "WWE Matt Striker Penis Pictures" | May 29th 2009, 9am
azz0r added a new thread "If my avatar was anymore awesome" | May 27th 2009, 9pm
azz0r updated his/her usertitle | May 27th 2009, 9pm
azz0r updated his/her avatar | May 27th 2009, 9pm
azz0r added a new thread "I met Jack as a child it seems" | May 9th 2009, 8pm
azz0r added a new thread "Rihanna naked" | May 9th 2009, 10am
azz0r added a new thread "Grape lady, with a twist" | May 9th 2009, 9am
azz0r created a poll for thread: Which would you be? | April 26th 2009, 10am
azz0r updated his/her signature | March 3rd 2009, 12pm
Kikezgz commented on azz0r profile | January 8th 2009, 7pm
Kikezgz commented on azz0r profile | January 8th 2009, 12am
azz0r became a friend with Kikezgz | January 7th 2009, 2am
Kikezgz commented on azz0r profile | January 7th 2009, 2am
Kikezgz was refered by azz0r | January 7th 2009, 2am
azz0r added a new group "Windows 7" | September 19th 2008, 7pm
Sticky commented on azz0r profile | August 24th 2008, 3am
Sticky commented on azz0r profile | August 23rd 2008, 6pm

Friends (4)

Thread Title
Forum
Last Post
  • Then he goes and freaking snuffs it 1 month and 1 day before the show.

    Ey Ey EY!
    Music is an art form in which the medium is sound. Common elements of music are pitch (which governs melody and harmony), rhythm (and its associated concepts tempo, meter, and articulation), dynamics, and the sonic qualities of timbre and texture. The word derives from Greek μουσική (mousike), "(art) of the Muses".[1]
    4 days ago by Sticky
    Sure. Put a Michael Jackson face in there somewhere and maybe change the blond guy to a little kid and you're pretty accurate.
  • "It's a 3.8-inch screen, it's 43 percent lighter than the PSP-3000, 16 gigs flash memory, Bluetooth support and all digital content so the UMD drive goes away so it's going to be something a lot of consumers like - download straight to a hard drive," he tells viewers.

    "There's games like Gran Turismo that are being announced at E3, and LittleBigPlanet that's been announced before, and Jak & Daxter and there's even a new Metal Gear Solid coming, so all those games will be available..."

    "Integration with PSP is very important to us. And it works just like PSP-3000... A lot of people like to be able to take their content from PS3 with them on the go."

    * 3.8-inch display (resolution is undisclosed)
    * 43 percent lighter than the PSP-3000
    * 16GB of Flash storage
    * Bluetooth built-in; supports handset tethering and BT headsets
    * No UMD drive
    * Memory Stick Micro slot
    * New Gran Turismo, Little Big Planet and new Metal Gear Solid (!) on the way
    * Full PlayStation Network support (movie and TV rentals / purchases)
    * Integration with PlayStation 3 (works the same as the PSP-3000 does)
    * Sony views each of its products as "10-year lifecycle products," so the PSP "needs to live on."
    A place to discuss games consoles, gaming, hardware and software.
    1 month ago by Sticky
    [quote=Makavelee]I think its gross, the original PSP was sleek and shiny, this looks like some tacky concept fake image (even though it isn't)[/quote]


    Can't wait to see what "Sony Defense Force" has to say about this year's E3. Their site would be hilarious if they were sarcastic trolls, but the sad part is they truly believe what they're spouting.
  • Signs You Watch Too Much Pro Wrestling

    - Every time you watch the movie 2001 you wonder why Flair never sued them for stealing his music.

    - You wonder if the wrecks in Nascar are works.

    - In a political debate at your school, you call Bob Dole a face, Al Gore a heel, and Bill Clinton a tweener.

    - In your resume under experience you write, "I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be"

    - You have a turkey vulture for a pet.

    - You buy the latest Sting album wondering how he can sing if he can't even talk.

    - You suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn.

    - You make the football team & instead of ordering a letter jacket you wear a Flair robe with your schools logo on it to class.

    - You go through an airport security line and you let them check everything except your boots...

    - You pose in a photo with a few friends and instinctively flash the "Four Horsemen" sign.

    - You begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response.

    - You get into a real fight and you blade.

    - You do the "Flair Strut" into a meeting at work...

    - When you talk to the boss, every other phrase is "Wooooooooo!"...

    - You are at work and accidently slip and fall against a table or chair and wonder if you should "blade"...

    - Your boss calls you in for a meeting on cutbacks and you insist on talking about YOUR workrate...

    - You go to shake someone's hand at work and pull back at the last second to smooth down your hair and say "Woooooooo!"....

    - Someone else falls against a table/chair...and you start screaming "You're extreme! You're extreme!"

    - During someone's retirement ceremony, you are asked to speak...you get up and talk about the person's average size, average speed, average carpentry skills... and then talk about how he parlayed it into a great career....you then talk about how he can't even open a beer anymore with his left hand...and then proceed to tell a story about a fat broad slapping him on.

    - You scream at the top of your lungs and you don't know why :)

    - You start off every conversation with " ooooooooooh, whata rush "

    - You die your mustache blond while leaving your beard black.

    - After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back

    - You constantly deny that Brian Christopher is your son

    - After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back. Afterthat, he backstabsall his friends and you let him into yourgroup.

    - Your job is your gimmick

    - Someone you work with leaves for another job, with more money, you accusethem of being disloyal to the fed that made them a star.

    - A promotion at work is seen as getting a push.

    - Your first reaction on seeing the Diana crash was "She's hardcore"

    - Every secret is "kayfabe".

    - You claim that your favorite sports teams were "jobbed".

    - You call any kind of fan a "mark".

    - You flex in front of every mirror.

    - You and your friends develop a secret hand signal.

    - You won't go into a pet store for fear of lemmings.

    - You chokeslam your cat.

    - You rack your neighbor's dog.

    - If you feel the need to do a Flair impersonation before going on SpaceMountain. (Has anyone here ever done this.)

    - You never sit in any chairs without checking them (ala wwf bluechair) orwcw balsa wood chair; for fear your weight might collapse it.

    - You tell your cat "Meow one more time, and you can forget the 'Fancy Feast'man, 'cause I'll open up a can of 'Whoop Ass' and see how you like the tasteof that!"

    - You see an American flag, and immediately cross your eyes, stick your tongueout, give a big thumbs up and yell, "HOOOOOO!!! Tough guy!"

    - You dream about splashing your boss from the top of your cubicle walls.

    - You win an award and immediately spray paint "nWo" on it.

    - You rate women on a scale of Chyna to Sunny.

    - You attend a graduation, and yell "Ooooooh yeah!" when 'Pomp and Circumstance'plays.

    - You start your own e-fed... with you as the only participant, and thentry to out-book McMahon and Bischoff.

    - You buy your four year old daughter a Ric Flair doll instead of Ken togo with her Barbie collection

    - You wake up in the morning rsing from the dead like the Undertaker ratherthan just rolling out of bed

    - Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might breakif you were to moonsault it.

    - You buy a HBK doll to go with Ken

    - You clothsline people in the supermarket for no real reason.

    - You t-bone suplex your kids to bed

    - You greet your in-laws by jumping around pointing to your crotch ala Syxx.

    - You walk around with a towel on your head and you wipe your feet on invisiblemats before you enter any room

    - You shatter your knee-cap giving your friend a Tombstone Piledriver onconcrete

    - You're not embaressed anymore to go into a store and rent a wrestling video.

    - You won't leave the bathroom until they play your theme music.

    - You walk into a party you tell them to "cut the music"

    - You walk into a bar and barge in the middle of a group of Mexicans talkingand shout "Arriba La Raza!"

    - You get into a public place and, for some sort of things you hear somepeople booing at something and you think they're booing at you and you startyelling at the people to shut up.

    - You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count

    - You start naming your pets after wrestlers. I.E. We have a cat named KittyKind and a new puppy named Dude Dog.

    - You borrow $50,000 from the bank & start a carpentry business, &make all your chairs out of balsa & your tables weak in the middle inhopes that the PE will hear & subcontract out to you.

    - You give the AA thumb across the throat bit to your boss when going infor job reviews.

    - You wear Macho Man sunglasses during job interviews.

    - For a Christmas present, you give your mom a pair of ring boots.

    - You actually believe in your heart of hearts that the "Flair Flip" willwork everytime he tries it, & cry yourself to sleep when it doesn't.

    - You think Lady Di is probably really dead, but that Mother Theresa mightbe doing a really convincing work.

    - You think John the Baptist Bladed.

    - You try to convince your friends that regular sports are works, & wrestlingis not.

    - Whenever a limo goes by, you shout Woooooo hoping for a response from "TheMan".

    - You are late for work every Tuesday, cause you have to watch the tapesfrom the previous night again "just 1 moretime".

    - You climb chain-link fences and do Superfly Splashes off them-- in yoursleep...

    - You find yourself singing Grab them cakes and Real American

    - Your four year old gives the Superfly sign before she jumps on you

    - Your first instinct was that Holyfield bled the hardway versus Tyson

    - You keep waiting for run-ins during boxing matches

    - While cleaning the garage you find old wooden chairs and first think ofAfa jobbing to Atlas and Johnson

    - You buy your fat mother-in-law some yellow polka dot "Dusty Rhodes" shorts.

    - A trip to the barber with your friends turns into a "hair vs. hair match".

    - Your loved one hits the switch at night and you attack, thinking it's a"lights out Texas death match".

    - You wear a robe and tights to your job at Wendy's.

    - You throw a coke at Eric Bischoff/nWo and ......it hits the TV screen.

    - You think a fashion statement is a black trench coat

    - You come up with move named "the atomic elbow drop" which is executed offthe 3 meter spring board at a swimming pool

    - Your wife asks to try out a move on YOU after just seeing itdone on TV.

    - Your wife makes you sit on the end of the bed/swimming pool to practiceher flying cross body move since you don't have a real ring.

    - You are talking to a car sales person and they mention leather interiorand all you can think of is Hogan without any skin.

    - You see the clown at McDonalds and can only think of Doink and Dink.

    - Your wife calls you the "Living Legend", but even better when she callsyou Jake "the Snake" and your name ain't Jake!

    - You watch Star Search standup comedy acts, and say the firstguy had a goodworkrate, but the second guys was as good with high spots galore. Then yousay this battle was a 4 star match, but Ed McMahon's a terrible announcerand the crowd had minimal heat.

    - Before you leave your friends yard, you take his head and slam his chainlink fence on it.

    - You feel obliged to leave a restaraunt with two toothpicks (one in mouth,one behind the ear) and do your best Scott Hall impersonation.

    - You win a fight and afterwards you start posing

    - When eating someplace were you don't like the food you say "I snack ondanger I dine on death"

    - You think Godzilla will be played by Yokozuna

    - You think earthquakes are caused by John Tenta

    - You call the doctors office asking for ether Dr. Death SteveWilliams orDr. Tom Pritchard and for a dentist you ask for Issac Yankem DDS.

    - You think Elvis being dead is a angle

    - You call yourself "Immortal"

    - You have a fight but charge people to watch it.

    - You start hi-fiving people you don't know

    - After winning a fight you say "(insert name) 3:16 just whipped your ass"

    - At a sporting event that foreign countries are competing you yell USA!USA!

    - At a boxing fight you tell everyone to stop marking out cause it's justan angle.

    - Whenever you see an african-american you give the nation "fist in the air"sign.

    - When a female says she's going to put on her face and you expect Stingpaint or a mask to be worn when they get back.

    - Your significant other buys you a plastic WCW World Champ belt and youactually wrestle to be able to declare who the "Champ" of the house is!

    - You buy colored hair spray and pick out theme music for the above saidmatch!

    - You play "name that wrestler" like you play "name that tune" in as fewnotes from their theme music as possible.

    - You start noticing that the "sons" of guys you used to watch in the 70'sare now some of the stars. (dory & terry funk)

    - You vividly remember the first time you ever met a wrestler outside ofthe venu in public.

    - You remember when both you and Arn Anderson had hair!

    - You call your buddy on the phone before/durning/after any tv wrestlingshow and discuss it for at least 30 minutes in complete detail includinghow all of the events will tie together at some ppv that has not even beenbooked.

    - You make vacation plans as to not to miss any wrestling if a tv with properchannels is not accessable

    - Your three year old says "Daddy, let's play WCW"

    - You spit out your gum and slap it

    - You punch your friends, but stomp the ground to make it sound louder.

    - You call yourself a "Jet flyin', limousine riding, son of a gun."

    - You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason

    - You walk down the hallway of school like the Bushwackers.

    - Before turning off a light/TV/computer you give the sign for a Flatliner.

    - You carry around a portable tape player for entrance music.

    - You finish every sentence with 'Whooo!'

    - You sit at home all day refusing to do a job.

    - Every time you write an exam, you tell the professor that you're the highestranking official, and if you don't get an A, he's suspended.

    - Whenever you pass through customs, you tell the Controller you are from"Parts Unknown".

    - You go from town to town, making new groups of friends every few months,just so you can shock them by turning "NWO".

    - Whenever someone accidentally knocks you down in a public place, you shout"Come On Ref! He pulled My Hair!"

    - At Sunday dinner, you only get to eat if you "Tag In".

    - When you don't have an assignment completed, no attack your teacher/bossto get yourself intentionally disqualified.

    - You offer a briefcase full of money to someone to turn on his best friend.

    - You offer $10,000 to anyone who can bodyslam you.

    - You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage grudge matchcould settle things.

    - Your bathrobe has your name on the back, in sequins.

    - You carry a 2x4 and American flag everywhere, call everyone "tough guy"and puncuate every sentence with "HOOOOOOOO!"

    - Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.

    - When you do well on an exam, you stand up and yell, "Too Sweeeeettt!"

    - After an exam, when the professor tells you to hand in your papers, youinform him "The only thing I'm going to hand into you is a can of whoop ass,son!"

    - You refer to studying as academic "hangin' and bangin'" and you tell peoplehow you "hung and bung" all weekend

    - When your professor messes up during a lecture, you call him a "ham 'n'egger who only got a push because of politicalreasons"

    - You demand the lights be turned off before you enter a room, then suddenlyclicked on once you reach the middle.

    - When you answer a question correctly in class you say "BANG!"

    - You strut to the board and say "Whoo!" before working out the problem

    - You write "nWo" on all your boss's overheads while he's not looking

    - You have theme music while entering for your thesis presentation

    - Your entrance music plays every time you enter the office.

    - You see a fight in the street and call the moves.

    - You nick your finger preparing your lunch, then think you have just bladed.

    - Whenever you punch anyone you use your arm and stamp on the groundsimulataneously.

    - Whenever you see a ladder you climb it to retrieve the belt.

    - Any Japanese or Mexican colleagues are praised for their workrate.

    - You paint your face and don't speak to your co-workers, then come to workwith a bird.

    - Or... you sit around work all day with this "Gen-X" attitude...and whensomeone talks to you, you start spouting off bad poetry!

    - When your at the gym you play your belt like a guitar i.e Hogan

    - When you're in trouble your friends come out and beat the Hell out of theother guy

    - You tell your friends that they are so sweeeeeeeeeeet

    - When you continuously say one or all of the following: whoooo, tooo sweeeet,that's the bottom line, extreme, oooooh yeah, and many different uses ofthe word weasel.

    - Can you remember the last time you didn't watch wrestling on Monday night?

    - You make your own championship belt out of cardboard and glitter and wearit everywhere you go.

    - You do a "Jerry Lawler entrance" i.e. turn the lightsoff, and when theycome back on your in the room............at a dance.

    - Every time you step outside your house the first thing you dois make yourfavorite wrestlers hand gesture.

    - You have to smash a Pepsi can on your head before you can play WCW vs.the World.

    - When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to "Rest In Peace"

    - At the climactic moment of passion with your partner, youscream,"WHOOOOOOO!"

    - When the boss yells at you, you get three of your buddies and punk himin the parking lot.

    - Someone at a party tells a funny joke and you accuse him of trying to getover.

    - Anytime anybody asks you a question, you "grab the mike" and yell, "MEEEAAAANGEEEEENEE"

    - You enter every room through the rafters with your son's voice introducingyou.

    - You can't walk into a room without Jimmy Hart singing your theme music.

    - You can't enter a room without a large pyrotechnic display.

    - Out of nowhere, you kick your boss and give him the Stone Cold Stunner.

    - You talk in a third person like, "cause [SC] (name) said so"

    - You throw paper and water bottles at your enemies, because theyare actinglike a heel.

    - While playing a sport, your friend gets injured and you say it's a work.

    - You see a guy a dancing and posing, and start to chant "He is Gay"

    - You create different personas and believe they are different people.

    - You see a Canadian=and/or foriegner, you start to chant "USA!" "USA!"

    - You show up at work in your everyday clothes and say "Idon't need any stupidgimmicks to work!"

    - You and your co-workers decide to go to rival or competitor and say "We'retaking over!"

    - You're getting beat up in a bar fight, but you honestly believe that witha little crowd support, you can turn this thing around.

    - You walk into church and slap people's hands in the pews while walkingdown the aisle.

    - Your method for testing whether fruit is ripe consists of smashing it acrosssomeone's forehead.

    - You giggle when someone says they've got a 'job' to do.

    - You've learned all your dance steps from Shawn Michaels and Alex Wright.

    - You get deja vu playing "Mortal Kombat." ("Fatality. Glacier wins.")

    - You find yourself waiting for Jeff Foxworthy to slop drop an audience member.

    - You watch the news and wonder if the 'extremely graphic images' were doneby blading, capsule or hardway.

    - You deliever 1 Diamond Cutter, 2 Stone Cold Stunners, and 1 DDT onto abinder all before Social Class starts

    - When called up to the board at class, you call the teacher a fat ass, kickher in gut, and apply the "Stone Cold Stunner"! then Show her she's numberTwo (ie. with bothfingers) and walk back to your desk with your arms in theair.

    - When called up to the board you stand up at the board, put your left armstraight out and cup your ear with your right hand and listen for the reaction.Then, rip your shirt off...

    - Every time you walk into a meeting, you clap your hands over your headsinging, American Males

    - You refuse to go to work unless they let you wear a dog collar and playQueen's "Another One Bites the Dust" in the background

    - Whenever you see a guy with two girls, you run up to him and ask, "Whatdo you have to say, Dreamer?"

    - On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"

    - You challenge someone to a fight while wearing a mask, hoping they won'tknow it's really you

    - You power bomb your mom through the dinner table.

    - After an argument with a friend, you shake hands, hug each other and thenafter you raise both yours and your friend's arms in the air, as he looksto the side, you clothesline him.

    - When you put up your wife or girlfriend up in a card game for 30 days ifyou lose.

    - If you are a hair stylist and you put the person in a sleeper before youcut their hair

    - When you have two...TWO t.v's set up right next to each other so you cancatch both Raw and Nitro.

    - You start your own "rival" company at work, call yourself the "Outsiders",recruit the President and declare in a board meeting "You want a WAR? Yougawt one chico!"

    - You carry around a tape recorder and before you say something you pressplay and it says:

    This message has been paid for by the new world order or web world order

    - You start piledriving your pen with your fingers

    - You meet a wrestler once and then call him your friend.

    - You are involved in a bar fight with a guy twice your size and you thinkyour best line of attack is putting the Tongan deathgrip on him.

    - You look for Sting on the back of the milk carton during breakfast.

    - You search & search the bible for the book of Austin.

    - You hit your ex boyfriend/husband with a high heel

    - You start discussing who the jobbers are in other sports

    - You found yourself marking out because the Braves had to job to the Metson the last two games of the season...

    - After you ask for a Big Mac at McDonald's, you yell "AND THAT'S AN ORDER!"

    - You call your group of friends a stable

    - You go to a dance and start dancing like Alex Wright.

    - In Chemistry, your friend drops a chemical on himself and you yell "He'sHardcore!"

    - You try to figure out everyone's gimmick at Halloween.

    - When there's a fight and you "mark out."

    - You make a speech at work and you end it with "Quote the Raven...Nevermore".

    - You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.

    - You get fired from work and go over to the competition, walking in thefront and saying "YO! You know who I am, but don't know why I'm here!"

    - You Stone Cold Stunner the manager before leaving

    - When, in school, a teacher tells you to be quiet or do your work and yousay, say what ya want, cause i really don't give a damn and stone cold stunnerhim/her and yell in front of the class, cause stone cold said so and that'sthe bottom line!

    - When your friend falls down, you drop an elbow on him.

    - You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating youturn your head

    - You drop your buddy head first to piledrive the cement.

    - You and some of your friends invade the local church beat up the pastoruntil a few months later he takes your side.

    - You go to a bingo hall and chant ecw ecw ecw or bingo just for the hellof it

    - You say ass every time you get a interview.

    - You add spikes to your football shoulder pads.

    - You paint yourself like a crow and don't talk to anyone for a year.

    - You know more about wrestlers than your own family.

    - You wonder when max mini takes a bath if uses a life jacket.

    - You give enemies the figure 4 leglock around a goal post.

    - Your teacher asks you about the new world order and the four horsemen andinstead of answering historical facts you put up 4 fingers and then chopyour pelvis.

    - You paint your face, talk about powers of the universe, run around theblock shaking fences before you have fight.

    - When ever you see free willy you yell Paul Bearer.

    - You think the Godwinns were in deliverance.

    - You shave your head, grow a goatee, and give your boss the stunner becauseyou injure yourself on the job.

    - Your boss says he has a job for you to do and you lie down waiting forhim/her to cover you for three seconds.

    - During an episode of ER you chant we want blood, we want blood.

    - You think about bodyslammng Santa Clause.

    - You yell whooo before you talk to anyone.

    - You call your best friend your cousin.

    - You go to taco bell and order a los boricuas chili platter..

    - You consider fighting in the school yard a steel cage match.

    - You can only count to three.

    - You think the movie Buddy is a biographical film on George Steele.

    - You name you son Hulk and your daughter Madusa (or is the otherway around)

    - You beat up Metermaids because they look like the big bossman

    - You go to IHOP to see if Dusty Rhodes is in the pancake eatinghall of fame.

    - You start whooooing for no reason at all.

    - You communicate more with people on the net more than your own family.

    - When you are sick you look up Dr. Harvey Wippleman.

    - You remember when Paul Bearer only had a couple of chins.

    - When you see a fat out of shape dumb guy with a beard and a 2x4 and youyell hooo.

    - In the middle of the fight, you start to look to the crowd and start gruntingand yelling to generate some heat!

    - You're watching a bar fight and someone gets cracked over the head witha chair, and you start chanting "ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!

    - You don't help your friend in a Bar fight Because you're a "FREE AGENT"

    - You wear your big styrofoam Macho Man cowboy hat in public.

    - You go to your little sisters softball game and start a "we want blood"chant.

    - You get into a argument with a friend at work and challenge him to a losermust retire match.

    - You're in a football game and before kicking off you strut across the fieldhoping the crowd will respond with "whooooooooo!"

    - You fly down to your office in a helicopter, jump off wearing jeans andthe American flag, and bodyslam the fattest guy in the office...

    - You watch kids playing at recess and if two get into a fight, you yell,"He's hardcore!"

    - You can actually remember Sting's last public words

    - You turn off the lights to go to bed, then immediately hide in the closetfor 5 minutes to make sure Kane doesn't get you.

    - You give your boss the Stone Cold Stunner and expect not to get fired.

    - When wearing your NWO t-shirt, you look up at the ceiling before enteringa room, to make sure Sting isn't waiting for you.

    - You drove to Cleveland to find Cactus Jack in 1993.

    - You figure you don't need to waste your time entering the contest to winAustin's truck since you went out and bought one just like it last week.

    - You refer to yourself as "the show stopper"

    - When a co-worker wins an award you thought you should have, you eithersteal theirs or you go out and have your own made

    - You drive around to various softball fields looking for Sid.

    - You want to break into the business by landing a part in the next WCWmini-movie.

    - You call WCW asking for information on taking classes from Professor MikeTenay.

    - You have no rhythm and don't know how to dance, so when you go to partiesyou get drunk and try to dance like Alex Wright or the Disco Inferno

    - You carry an American flag with you everywhere you go

    - You wear a mask to work

    - You tell everyone who disagrees with you to "suck it".

    - You demand that they play your entrance music when you come into a room.

    - When entering a room, you immediately climb up on the chair and do the Randy Savage poses like he does on the turnbuckles.

    - Every sentence starts with "You know, Mean Gene"

    - You call everyone brother and you are not Christian.

    - When you stretch your arms up in the air, you have to do the Ultimate Warrior Military Press with your arms and later get out a grunt.

    - You ask every guitar player you know if he would hit someone over the head with it.

    - You have privately won the IC title in your dreams and you believe you are a champion when you are not even a wrestler.

    - You find websites like this one and hang around them for weeks.

    - You must know what happened on Smackdown before it airs.

    - You imagine yourself being interviewed for Confidential.

    - You act like you don't even know that the Genius is your brother.

    - When you meet someone named Elizabeth, you immediately tell her to go down that aisle.
    World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. (WWE) is a publicly traded, privately controlled integrated media (focusing in television, Internet, and live events) and sports entertainment company dealing primarily in the professional wrestling industry, with major revenue sources also coming from film, music, product licensing, and direct product sales. Vince McMahon is the majority owner and Chairman of the company and his wife Linda McMahon holds the position of Chief Executive Officer (CEO). Together with their children, Executive Vice President of Global Media Shane McMahon and Executive Vice President of Talent and Creative Writing Stephanie McMahon-Levesque, the McMahons hold approximately 70% of WWE's economic interest and 96% of all voting power in the company. The company's global headquarters are located at 1241 East Main Street in Stamford, Connecticut. It has offices in Los Angeles and in New York City; its international offices are located in both London and Toronto. The company was previously known as Titan Sports before changing to World Wrestling Federation Entertainment, Inc., and most recently becoming World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. WWE's business focus is on professional wrestling, a simulated sport and performing art which combines wrestling with theater. It is currently the largest professional wrestling promotion in the world and holds an extensive library of videos representing a significant portion of the visual history of professional wrestling. The promotion previously existed as the Capitol Wrestling Corporation, which promoted under the banner of the World Wide Wrestling Federation (WWWF), and later the World Wrestling Federation (WWF). WWE promotes under three brands: Raw, SmackDown! and ECW. WWE is also home to two of the three current world heavyweight championships recognized by Pro Wrestling Illustrated and the ECW Championship, which is not recognized by PWI. WWE's revenue in 2007 was approximately US $486 million, with a net profit of approximately $52 million. As of August 2006, the company's market capitalization is over $1 billion. Its stock is traded on the NYSE as WWE.
    1 month ago by azz0r
    - You have privately won the IC title in your dreams and you believe you are a champion when you are not even a wrestler.

    [img]thingbox.com/images/members/5/3/539875_120.jpeg[/img]
  • World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. (WWE) is a publicly traded, privately controlled integrated media (focusing in television, Internet, and live events) and sports entertainment company dealing primarily in the professional wrestling industry, with major revenue sources also coming from film, music, product licensing, and direct product sales. Vince McMahon is the majority owner and Chairman of the company and his wife Linda McMahon holds the position of Chief Executive Officer (CEO). Together with their children, Executive Vice President of Global Media Shane McMahon and Executive Vice President of Talent and Creative Writing Stephanie McMahon-Levesque, the McMahons hold approximately 70% of WWE's economic interest and 96% of all voting power in the company. The company's global headquarters are located at 1241 East Main Street in Stamford, Connecticut. It has offices in Los Angeles and in New York City; its international offices are located in both London and Toronto. The company was previously known as Titan Sports before changing to World Wrestling Federation Entertainment, Inc., and most recently becoming World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. WWE's business focus is on professional wrestling, a simulated sport and performing art which combines wrestling with theater. It is currently the largest professional wrestling promotion in the world and holds an extensive library of videos representing a significant portion of the visual history of professional wrestling. The promotion previously existed as the Capitol Wrestling Corporation, which promoted under the banner of the World Wide Wrestling Federation (WWWF), and later the World Wrestling Federation (WWF). WWE promotes under three brands: Raw, SmackDown! and ECW. WWE is also home to two of the three current world heavyweight championships recognized by Pro Wrestling Illustrated and the ECW Championship, which is not recognized by PWI. WWE's revenue in 2007 was approximately US $486 million, with a net profit of approximately $52 million. As of August 2006, the company's market capitalization is over $1 billion. Its stock is traded on the NYSE as WWE.
    1 month ago by azz0r
    It really is quite difficult to find words isn't it.
  • Anything non-descriptive, irrelevant and bizzare belongs here.
    10 days ago by Sticky
    ohnoz?
  • I also met Russy, 5 star to anyone who guesses the Russy reference.
    You love abit of it. Cannon, Cannon, Cannon, Cannon, Cannon, Cannon, Cannon, Cannon, Cannon, Cannon, Cannon, Cannon, Cannon, Cannon,
  • Rihanna naked pictures
    Anything non-descriptive, irrelevant and bizzare belongs here.
    1 month ago by Makavelee
    I don't mean that, Perez Hilton didn't hack into her computer did he, i mean how do they get leaked
  • youtube.com/watch?v=JfAdPMo9F58

    hi-larious!
    Anything non-descriptive, irrelevant and bizzare belongs here.
    1 month ago by Crompee
    xhamster.com/movies/42631/gay_giant_horse_penis_black.html

    Is much better :p

Some neat things

More Blogs By azz0r | View This Blog | 0 Comments | Wuggawoo Originals

As my work project advances I create new things that are useful for the wuggawoo codebase so I develop them on Wuggawoo first and then port them over. The problem with this is that its easy to over-ride some custom code that is specifically coded for my project.

To combat this I made an extension folder in the Class, controller and template directories. However, this is unorganised and the team who are going to be helping soon will find it overly complex and rightly so. Therefore, I made an extensions folder in the root with its own class/controller/template directories.

The template class now checks if a file exists in the root template folder, then the extension template folder and then the theme folder. The main configuration folder lets the server manager to change the section and action so that the default page doesnt have to be the forum anymore.

Also worthy of note is how "Projects" can now become "extensions". Currently my major project is a PHP My Admin rip off, except light weight and more specific. I shall post pictures soon.

[b][u]Other Notable Changes[/u][/b]
The user URL was "user/username-userid" it has now become "user/username/userid-page" this will allow future use of comments being paged and it looks neater in my eyes.

Another big change that I'm kinda split on, is now Groups can be assigned to threads aswell as the forum id. This means threads can have two sets of meta data attached to them, really honing how specific it is. It also gives the user control to essentially create there own custom forum! This is great for users and the websites owners as it delivers more keywords, more accessibility an more user enjoyment and creativity.

It was achieved by adding group_id next to forum_id on the thread row. The reason I'm unhappy about this is because my master trainer would have insisted that it be

Table: Thread
Table: Thread_Group
Table: Thread_Forum

Which would mean a thread could in essence be tied to many groups and many forums. A one-to-many relationship. HOWEVER I opted against this as it meant a MAJOR overhaul of how threads work AND means users could overload a theads worse. The amount of headaches and query rewrites to accomplish it would have probably slowed down the site aswell.

[b][u]Current Problems[/u][/b]
I suck at Mysql. I've never been great and essentially I ride the wave of standard compliance with lack of proper indexes and slow queries on many joins. I should know how to set up proper indexes but I just don't. Reading would never teach me. I know no-one good at MYSQL with the patients to teach me. Its definetly the one area Wuggawoo falls really weak on. In essences its a huge crutch to, the main pillars of PHP development are

MYSQL
PHP Code
Javascript
Directory Strucuture

In my eyes atleast and currently the top pillar is being weakly done. For that I'm sorry.

Another problem is Javascript. I'm using the MooTools framework, alot of my javascript is weak as it is, but now theres a new version out that would require more rewriting and right now I'm comtemplating switching to jQuery when the mood takes me. However I don't want to even type about it, javascript and me don't get along.

- Aaron Out.

A blog about work?

More Blogs By azz0r | View This Blog | -1 Comments | Wuggawoo Originals

I do feel slightly blessed to have my job. It's something I take for granted alot and it's slowly but surely I'm realising that I get paid to do what I enjoy, from the comfort of my own home with my family around me.

Are the long hours of staring at a monitor a plus? Not really, but you can factor in the fact that if I like the weather in my back garden (like I have in the last few days) then I can up and leave this desk and go and sunbath and then catch up on my hours during the colder night hours.

Does that mean I can laze around and do no real work? Not at all. I have projects set with a certain time-frame and a definite urgency and quality needed. :o

Infact, I have my own quality and standard I set myself to, they are: PHP 5, Error reporting set to E_ALL (not strict mind), CSS fluid design, Object Orientated, MVC set-out and modular.

So bearing that in mind, my work requires far more attention that most programmers? For you see all of the above give out are a high bar to reach but once they've been met they knit together and provide an App thats easy to understand, update and work with.

One thing I'm particulary proud of today is Tags and "Events".

[b][u]Tags[/u][/b]
Tags are there own object, they are an id, title, number and views. Mathetically speaking number and views are added together to provide the important and use of the tag. From there we have a table called Tag_Blog. When a user adds a tag while creating a blog all sorts of double checks are made to make sure the tag is created and then linked to the blog. Why make such a robust system? Well sooner rather than later I have to impliment products, stores and product categories. Each of those needs to be taggable. So by not making tags a character field on Blog, I have unleashed the system.

[b][u]Events[/u][/b]
One particular aspect of the project I'm working on (The Wuggawoo codebase will be used) is the ability to have a facebook-esque like notifaction panel. Did your favourite user make a topic? How about an email alert, or the option to not recieve an email about it, but to view it on your update wall. Now Wuggawoo isn't a great advocate of something like this, as there are so few posts. However when you get together thousands of bargain hunters who want to share deals and product information - this is a vital piece of the puzzle. The system is robust and template based to, with extremely well planned emails sent out so the server doesn't get bogged down.

That's all for now, no replies...I mean comments, I bet ;)